Interests:Karate chops, my fiancé - The Moose, Chaquita Banana, snow fish, strawberries, weapons of mass destruction, music, and numerous other sundry. Expertise:All things mischievous Occupation:Febreze tester
Since my Anjelah Johnson was stripped rudely out of YouTube and, as a result, from my Xanga, I'm replacing it with something new: a soccer mom named Jeannie Tate who has her own talk show...
I have decided to stop biting my nails just so I can go to nail salons. Anjelah Johnson is an absolute GENIUS!!! The Moose thinks her Vietnamese accent is convincing, and he should know, being world-reknowned and all...
I wish it to be made known that I base my entire life on all of the 'test' and 'pass this on' emails I receive. Today I received a most important one that told me my real name. It is Dorky Gizzardrhino. I wish you all to take a moment of silence and ponder what this means to me: I am destined to dedicate my life to something to do with the dorky gizzards of rhinos. I'm unsure if I'm supposed to eat them or baptize them. Whatever the case, I am sure through further emails that I will get, everything will become clear.
I inhabit the body of Natalie (known to you all as SuperVillian Me - ha, as if!). She and I fight for domination of her body. Most of the time she is on the surface, but, underneath that mild-mannered girl (this is starting to sound like a Superman rip-off...) is...me! The insanely devoted follower of all Snow Fish and lesser half of The Moose. In order to keep my fiancé's identity a secret, I will refer to him as The Moose to avoid any possible complications and almost certain death.
So, without further adieu, welcome to my weblog where I will spill many scandalous secrets and perhaps even some juice...
